06/20/2008

Mario Lopez Strikes all the Poses

So, in addition to the classic Marky Mark ad and the Burt Reynolds bear rug centerfold (pixellation courtesy NBC) that Mario Lopez has attempted to recreate in the pages of People magazine this week, he also attempted to conquer a look from 1980's The Blue Lagoon, which should excite anyone who's a diaper loincloth fetishist or puka shell fanatic.

Check it out, AFTER the JUMP..

Apologies for the quality.

Posted 9:23 AM EST by Andy in Film, Mario Lopez, News | Permalink

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Comments

1. I've heard that he has a colassal ego, but really! What does his publicist think he's doing? This is something else. I can't wait to get the magazine!

   Posted by: Pierce | Jun 20, 2008 9:49:54 AM

   
   

2. I love how NBC pixelated Mario's nether regions from a picture from People! God, help us from the censors. "Think of the children!" Such BS. I must say, tho, Mario is rocking that loincloth.

   Posted by: davefromtampa | Jun 20, 2008 9:54:09 AM

   
   

3. ...if he just didn't have that cheesy ass smile in everyone of them.

   Posted by: johnny p | Jun 20, 2008 10:00:21 AM

   
   

4. ...if he just didn't have that cheesy ass smile in everyone of them.

   Posted by: johnny p | Jun 20, 2008 10:00:52 AM

   
   

5. how long before they have him in a white dress, standing over a subway grate, in the classic marilyn pose?

   Posted by: michael | Jun 20, 2008 10:08:40 AM

   
   

6. Honestly, I'd do anything for a body like that, short of eating right and exercising...

   Posted by: Michael W. | Jun 20, 2008 10:10:51 AM

   
   

7. @Michael: heh heh, or screaming in the palm of King Kong...

   Posted by: Michael W. | Jun 20, 2008 10:12:17 AM

   
   

8. I was thinking the same thing Johnny P was thinking. That lame smile is too much. That's the first thing I thought when I saw the "MarkyMark" underwear pic the other day.

   Posted by: BusyTimmy | Jun 20, 2008 10:13:28 AM

   
   

9. Is he actually human?

   Posted by: coolbear | Jun 20, 2008 10:15:10 AM

   
   

10. Amen, Michael W, amen. If >I< had a body like that, fuck yeah! I would figure a way to get myself on every bill board and cheesey photo rag around the world!

    ...but I stop short of diet and exercise.

    I'd love to be Mario's fluffer! Just for 5 minutes.

    Posted by: Rad | Jun 20, 2008 10:18:52 AM

    
    

11. Why am I finding him less attractive lately? Sigh... Can't even crushes be monogamous? lol

    Posted by: Tonic | Jun 20, 2008 10:20:35 AM

    
    

12. Well if there is any truth in advertising one hopes the dude is selling the hell out his excercise book.

    Posted by: Giovanni | Jun 20, 2008 10:21:39 AM

    
    

13. His smile is beautiful. His waistline is spectacularly beautiful!

    Posted by: Derrick from Philly | Jun 20, 2008 10:57:28 AM

    
    

14. Pretty soon Billy Ray Cyrus is going to apologize the for pictures because he wasn't present at the photoshoot.

    Oh no, wait. That's another attention whore celebrity.

    Posted by: Adam | Jun 20, 2008 11:06:18 AM

    
    

15. I agree, great body, beautiful smile, but the styling just doesn't go with the shoot. I mean, the Marky Mark photo, didn't need a full on smile, which is not flirtatious at all... the blue lagoon photo, what's up with the hair? You've been living in an island for years without hair products! I mean, I'm sure the guy can pull a sexy, flirtatious smile that doesn't look like an ad for Crest Whitestrips. He's a beau, regardless, but if I were art directing that shoot (or fluffing) I'd have to change a few things. ;-)

    Posted by: Ivan | Jun 20, 2008 11:26:12 AM

    
    

16. You have to diet and exercise to get a body like that? No wonder.

    Posted by: David T | Jun 20, 2008 11:28:37 AM

    
    

17. Go for it Mario, milk it for all its worth, line your pockets with money and your head with ego trips, that is why you are in this game called, FAME!

    To believe anything else is a self-serving deception.

    Posted by: Charles | Jun 20, 2008 11:51:29 AM

    
    

18. Leave the poor guy alone. I mean, he looks amazing, and that's the whole idea. I don't know what he really is like, who he is, or what he stands for, but that isn't the point.

    Pure eye candy, and worth it!

    Posted by: Henry Blackman | Jun 20, 2008 11:57:26 AM

    
    

19. I'm such a lame flip flopper...I had said numerous time that he "doesn't do anything" for me...Um, he SOOO does...Yumz!!

    Posted by: Shabaka | Jun 20, 2008 12:41:45 PM

    
    

20. That's all right, SHABAKA. Just as long as Mario doesn't flip flop, I'm all right. Papi Mario is a "top only"--I can feel it in my....well, nevermind where I feel, I just feel it.

    Posted by: Derrick from Philly | Jun 20, 2008 1:12:23 PM

    
    

21. First off...I don't understand how anyone cannot respect what this man is doing. He is extremely focused and diciplined with regard to his diet and workout. I purchsed his fitness book, because I can always find something that will motivate me and I can learn from. I am a fitness professional so the book was not just fluff for me. It is a very good book. He is extremely intelligent and he surrounds himself with experts in the nutrition and fitness field.
    this guy has always worked, and is a celebrity, but I have always heard nothing but nice things about him. He is supposed to be extremely congenial and sweet.
    Everyone has the potential to look like this...it is all dependent on how bad you want it!!
    

    Posted by: Paul | Jun 20, 2008 1:52:15 PM

    
    

22. Top notch power bottom, more like.

    Posted by: Chas | Jun 20, 2008 1:57:01 PM

    
    

23. Mario, aka "Paul", you need more people.

    Posted by: Chas | Jun 20, 2008 1:59:09 PM

    
    

24. Sorry to disappoint you Derrick, but highly reliable sources have confirmed that there are not only steroids (HGH) in those abs but helium in those heels. Still, all and all, Mario is undeniably purdier 'n a new tractor, even if he cannot dance.

    Posted by: rudy | Jun 20, 2008 2:01:40 PM

    
    

25. I am so tired of this guy.

    Posted by: Mike | Jun 20, 2008 6:17:26 PM

    
    

26. And scene.

    Thank you Mike.

    Posted by: Barrett | Jun 20, 2008 11:25:46 PM

    
    

27. ...but is he gay??? hope so!

    Posted by: hotrod | Jun 21, 2008 2:27:23 AM

    
    

28. My bf had to retouch all these pictures for this photo shoot, so it was a pleasure getting to see the before and afters. There was another one where he's wearing tight shorts and he had like a man camel toe it was hilarious, plus he had dehydrated himself for weeks and all his veins were extremely pronounced and had to be basically taken out of the picture, it was kind of funny, yet sexy. He is one beautiful man.

    Posted by: Matt | Jun 22, 2008 9:45:28 AM

    
    

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